| Beach
Volleyball Timeline from my point of view |
15 billion years
ago:
*Big Bang Theory - Over inflated beach volleyball
explodes scattering matter in all directions. |
4 billion years
ago:
*Earth forms from beach volleyball residual matter.
Earth naturally takes the shape of a volleyball. |
3 billion years
ago:
*First grain of sand appears. |
3 billion years
ago to 1895:
*Nothing really important happens. |
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1895:
*William G. Morgan invents the sport of volleyball. |
1920:
*Four dudes in Santa Monica, California take the
day off from work to go fishing. On the beach they find a volleyball
(extensive scientific research cannot explain the appearance of the
ball on that beach), realizing neither one of them likes fish, they
take the fishing poles, fishing lines, and fishing net and managed
to set up a volleyball court..........Beach Volleyball is invented |
1930:
*Beach Volleybal appears in Europe
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1947:
*FIVB Founded |
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1957:
*Sinjin Smith is born |
1960:
*Karch Kiraly is born |
1982:
*Old Dave, Sam, Albert, Andre and a few others set
the first court on South Beach.....THANK YOU!!!
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1983:
*AVP is formed |
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1985:
*Guided by the force, I find the courts |
1986:
*WAVP is formed |
November 9th 1989:
*The Wall comes down, Eastern European women are
left unprotected |
1992:
*We have 16 courts |
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August 1992:
*Hurricane Andrew takes 10 courts with him |
1993:
*Chop Chop has anything and everything for sale |
1994:
*French connection |
1996:
*Beach volleyball becomes an Olympic sport |
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February 1998:
*igen Ka |
1998:
*For almost 2 months we have no courts
*Sinjin is in my sandbox |
1999:
*Hungarian invasion |
January 1st
2000:
*Y2K
has minimal impact on volleyball courts |
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2001:
*Cini appears
*My island |
2003:
*Cini disappears
*I believe |
January 2003:
*Dameon moves off my island with 5 tattoos on his
body |
February 2003:
*Not good |
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February 2004:
*Dameon moves back to my island, too many tattoos
to count
*WHVA is formed |
April 2004:
*We are forced to relocate the courts due to someone's
stupidity..........we all know who
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May 2nd 2004:
*BZZZZZ!!!! |
August 2004:
*Agua fria aqui
*At 63 years old, Albert is still kicking ass on
the open court |
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September 2004:
*Carla and Steve get married |
October 2004:
*Witnesses claim seeing an angry hungarian female
chasing down the beach a scared and fast ecuadorean male.
*It is my darkest hour |
November 2004:
*Fearing for my life I flee the country and secretly
hide in the low lands of Europe.........they will find Osama Bin Laden
before she finds me |
March 2005:
*What a letter......it is now over
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May 2005:
*Dameon becomes a fire fighter.....I believe he got
another tattoo to celebrate the occasion
*Life is good |
July 2005:
*Scott and Mia get married
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August 2005:
*Schatzi, descendent of Cini, stows away from Austria
and comes to South Beach for family reunion. |
September 2005:
*Bruno escapes psychiatric asylum in Canada and finds
refuge in South Beach with his father Bishop |
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October 2005:
*Hurricane Wilma sweeps my island. Most of the sand
in my sand box is blown away |
November 2005:
*The truth |
January 2006:
*Where is Samson? |
March 2006:
*Scott chops down some trees and bare handedly builds
a picnic bench for our courts |
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April 2006:
*Heavy doses of valium are finally taking effect
on Bruno |
May 2006:
*Ouch!! |
June 2006:
*SBV is unformally formed
*Scott and Mia get married again.....I know.....what
the hell??? |
September 2006:
*Frankie disappears |
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October 2006:
*Schatzi looses his virginity to his grandmother........what
can I say...we live on South Beach
*Kids volleyball camp begins
*First set of written rules and volleyball etiquette
are posted for everyone to follow
*I have too much time on my hands and this website goes up |
November 2006:
*Maiden voyage of the Millennium Falcon |
December 2006:
*Another Hialeah moves to my island
*Worst winter ever
*Why do hungarians keep getting in my way? |
January 2007:
*DDR empire begins
*First Tournament organized by southbeachvolley.com
*Courts are down....God help us all.
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February 2007:
*6 weeks without courts... f@%#ing Super Bowl......and
it is coming back in 3 years |
March 2007:
*Lost, but not forgotten
*Second King and Queen of the beach |
April 2007:
*I know
*Karch is in my sandbox
*Nelson's twins get their first taste of the sand
*Shooting of first SBV video begins |
May 2007:
*Schatzi is seen wondering around Times Square
*I boycott EVP tour
*Frenchie goes back home, the season is over. |
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June
2007:
*I am far too east
*K.G.B.'s still out there |
July
2007:
*Drama invades Marseille
*Worst volleyball ever
*They all come from Sopot |
August
2007:
*DDR drama
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September
2007:
*Three is company too |
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October 2007:
*There is a great disturbance in the force
*Vikings shall sail again
*The Millenium Falcon gets a hyperdrive
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November
9th 2007 12:10 AM:
*20+ beach bums knocked my front door down to sing happy
birthday.......thank you guys, but you all need Jesus |
November
2007:
*Southbeachvolley.com features in Miami Living Magazine
as number 1 website for beach volleyball
*South Beach Volley gets a logo |
December
2007:
*Hapi Pheet
*King and Queen of the beach goes international
*Time capsule gets burried by the courts, it will be open
in X'mas 2012
*Gege throws a hell of a New Years party for all players |
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January 2008:
*Germany and Italy join forces and invade Ecuador
*I miss Schatzi
*R.I.P Bench 1 :o(
*Bench 2 is built on a community project. A new tradition begins,
the new bench will have pieces of the old one
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January
30th 2008:
*After 15 years of planning and 2 years of pre production,
the volleyball webcam streams the first volleyball match to the
world wide web |
February 2008:
*First tournament ever to be broadcasted live on the
web
*Cult donates a net
*eh?
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March
2008:
*Czech and venezuelan forces failed on a attemp to invade
ecuadorean and german coalition
*Großdeutsches Reich comes to an end |
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April
2008:
*Local Magyars are left without their princess. A piece
of my life is now across the pond
*White snow falls in my island
*AVP is back, V.V.I.P section rules |
May
2008:
*South beach players come together for Lenka´s cause,
We have our hardest game on the toughest court. United as one we
win. |
June
2008:
*It hurts all over
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July
2008:
*This summer mission, to explore new courts and to seek
out new players. To bodly go where no ecuadorean has gone before.....
google map can't find the places I am at
*Kim gets married.....WOW
*With a gun pointed at his head, Brad marries Marina......double
WOW
*Kids...uf!
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