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Beach Volleyball Timeline from my point of view
15 billion years ago:
*Big Bang Theory - Over inflated beach volleyball explodes scattering matter in all directions.
4 billion years ago:
*Earth forms from beach volleyball residual matter. Earth naturally takes the shape of a volleyball.
3 billion years ago:
*First grain of sand appears.
3 billion years ago to 1895:
*Nothing really important happens.
1895:
*William G. Morgan invents the sport of volleyball.
1920:
*Four dudes in Santa Monica, California take the day off from work to go fishing. On the beach they find a volleyball (extensive scientific research cannot explain the appearance of the ball on that beach), realizing neither one of them likes fish, they take the fishing poles, fishing lines, and fishing net and managed to set up a volleyball court..........Beach Volleyball is invented

1930:
*Beach Volleybal appears in Europe

1947:
*FIVB Founded

1957:
*Sinjin Smith is born
1960:
*Karch Kiraly is born
1982:
*Old Dave, Sam, Albert, Andre and a few others set the first court on South Beach.....THANK YOU!!!

1983:
*AVP is formed
1985:
*Guided by the force, I find the courts
1986:
*WAVP is formed
November 9th 1989:
*The Wall comes down, Eastern European women are left unprotected
1992:
*We have 16 courts
August 1992:
*Hurricane Andrew takes 10 courts with him
1993:
*Chop Chop has anything and everything for sale
1994:
*French connection
1996:
*Beach volleyball becomes an Olympic sport
February 1998:
*igen Ka
1998:
*For almost 2 months we have no courts
*Sinjin is in my sandbox
1999:
*Hungarian invasion
January 1st 2000:
*Y2K has minimal impact on volleyball courts

2001:
*Cini appears
*My island

2003:
*Cini disappears
*I believe

January 2003:
*Dameon moves off my island with 5 tattoos on his body
February 2003:
*Not good
February 2004:
*Dameon moves back to my island, too many tattoos to count
*WHVA is formed

April 2004:
*We are forced to relocate the courts due to someone's stupidity..........we all know who

May 2nd 2004:
*BZZZZZ!!!!
August 2004:
*Agua fria aqui
*At 63 years old, Albert is still kicking ass on the open court
September 2004:
*Carla and Steve get married

October 2004:
*Witnesses claim seeing an angry hungarian female chasing down the beach a scared and fast ecuadorean male
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*It is my darkest hour

November 2004:
*Fearing for my life I flee the country and secretly hide in the low lands of Europe.........they will find Osama Bin Laden before she finds me
March 2005:
*What a letter......it is now over
May 2005:
*Dameon becomes a fire fighter.....I believe he got another tattoo to celebrate the occasion
*Life is good
July 2005:
*Scott and Mia get married

August 2005:
*Schatzi, descendent of Cini, stows away from Austria and comes to South Beach for family reunion.
September 2005:
*Bruno escapes psychiatric asylum in Canada and finds refuge in South Beach with his father Bishop
October 2005:
*Hurricane Wilma sweeps my island. Most of the sand in my sand box is blown away
November 2005:
*The truth
January 2006:
*Where is Samson?
March 2006:
*Scott chops down some trees and bare handedly builds a picnic bench for our courts
April 2006:
*Heavy doses of valium are finally taking effect on Bruno
May 2006:
*Ouch!!
June 2006:
*SBV is unformally formed
*Scott and Mia get married again.....I know.....what the hell???
September 2006:
*Frankie disappears
October 2006:
*Schatzi looses his virginity to his grandmother........what can I say...we live on South Beach
*Kids volleyball camp begins
*First set of written rules and volleyball etiquette are posted for everyone to follow
*I have too much time on my hands and this website goes up
November 2006:
*Maiden voyage of the Millennium Falcon
December 2006:
*Another Hialeah moves to my island
*Worst winter ever
*Why do hungarians keep getting in my way?
January 2007:
*DDR empire begins
*First Tournament organized by southbeachvolley.com
*Courts are down....God help us all.
February 2007:
*6 weeks without courts... f@%#ing Super Bowl......and it is coming back in 3 years
March 2007:
*Lost, but not forgotten
*Second King and Queen of the beach
April 2007:
*I know
*Karch is in my sandbox
*Nelson's twins get their first taste of the sand
*Shooting of first SBV video begins
May 2007:
*Schatzi is seen wondering around Times Square
*I boycott EVP tour
*Frenchie goes back home, the season is over.
June 2007:
*I am far too east
*K.G.B.'s still out there
July 2007:
*Drama invades Marseille
*Worst volleyball ever
*They all come from Sopot
August 2007:
*DDR drama
September 2007:
*Three is company too

October 2007:
*There is a great disturbance in the force
*Vikings shall sail again
*The Millenium Falcon gets a hyperdrive

November 9th 2007 12:10 AM:
*20+ beach bums knocked my front door down to sing happy birthday.......thank you guys, but you all need Jesus
November 2007:
*Southbeachvolley.com features in Miami Living Magazine as number 1 website for beach volleyball
*South Beach Volley gets a logo
December 2007:
*Hapi Pheet
*King and Queen of the beach goes international
*Time capsule gets burried by the courts, it will be open in X'mas 2012
*Gege throws a hell of a New Years party for all players

January 2008:
*Germany and Italy join forces and invade Ecuador

*I miss Schatzi
*R.I.P Bench 1 :o(
*Bench 2 is built on a community project. A new tradition begins, the new bench will have pieces of the old one

January 30th 2008:
*After 15 years of planning and 2 years of pre production, the volleyball webcam streams the first volleyball match to the world wide web

February 2008:
*First tournament ever to be broadcasted live on the web
*Cult donates a net

*eh?

March 2008:
*Czech and venezuelan forces failed on a attemp to invade ecuadorean and german coalition
*Großdeutsches Reich comes to an end
April 2008:
*Local Magyars are left without their princess. A piece of my life is now across the pond
*White snow falls in my island
*AVP is back, V.V.I.P section rules
May 2008:
*South beach players come together for Lenka´s cause, We have our hardest game on the toughest court. United as one we win.
June 2008:
*It hurts all over

July 2008:
*This summer mission, to explore new courts and to seek out new players. To bodly go where no ecuadorean has gone before..... google map can't find the places I am at
*Kim gets married.....WOW
*With a gun pointed at his head, Brad marries Marina......double WOW
*Kids...uf!